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These are our rules! Please note... they are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn how to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the chaning of tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying IS blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what you have girlfriends for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem...See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. if you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted in 2 ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not Both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it's just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss fishing, NASCAR or baseball.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men don't really mind that? It like camping.

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Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:53 pm
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hahahahahahahahahahaha

this is hilarious

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Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:53 pm
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that is hilarious =]

but put the toilet seat down.

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Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:47 pm
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mandapanda0107 wrote:
but put the toilet seat down.


Ya I actually think the lid should be closed too. Perfectly democratic, women open the lid, men open the lid and seat together. Done!

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haha the only problem is you get used to not doing anything after so it's hard to start that. I have almost fallen in though when I was half asleep in the middle of the night. lol

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I think everything closed makes sense, as you said Nagaru. Mandapanda don't drink so much next time. =P

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Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:07 pm
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Ya and if everyone doesn't do that, it doesn't help but it does save you falling in.

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Haha yeah, we should get her some Antabuse.

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